# | Read | Title Avg. |
Year |
Book Link |
1 |
| E-mails from a Madman | 2006 | |
2 |
| It Occurred to Me | 2010 | |
3 |
| I Want | 2010 | |
4 |
| Waiting for Somebody to Double Park on My Chest | 2010 | |
5 |
| A Letter to Andre Breton, Originally Composed on a Leaf of Lettuce With an Ink-dipped Carrot | 2010 | |
6 |
| I Should Have Renamed This | 2010 | |
7 |
| Great Listener Seeks Mute Women | 2010 | |
8 |
| There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't | 2010 | |
9 |
| American Association for the Advancement of Aardvarks Presents: Dear Natalie | 2010 | |
10 |
| I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview. | 2010 | |
11 |
| This is the story my great-grandfather told my father, who then told my grandfather, who then told me about how The Mythical Mr. Boo, Charles Manseur Fizzlebush Grissham III, better known as Mr. Fizzlebush, and Orafoura are all in fact me... | 2010 | |
12 |
| This Book is Not for Sale | 2011 | |
13 |
| A Story that Talks About Talking is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures can Attest to the Fact that No . . . | 2011 | |
14 |
| $3.33 | 2011 | |
15 |
| Good men are hard to find | 2011 | |
16 |
| Who Moved My Choose? | 2011 | |
17 |
| The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. | 2011 | |
18 |
| This book cover and title have nothing to do with this book. | 2012 | |
19 |
| At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it. | 2012 | |
20 |
| Gosh, I probably shouldn't publish this. | 2012 | |
21 |
| This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks | 2012 | |
22 |
| Six Foot and Some Change | 2012 | |
23 |
| This Book Has No Title | 2012 | |
24 |
| The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. | 2012 | |
25 |
| A brick and a blanket walk into a bar | 2012 | |
26 |
| Brick and Blanket | 2012 | |
27 |
| This Book Title is Invisible | 2012 | |
28 |
| 99 Cents For Some Nonsense | 2012 | |
29 |
| The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test | 2012 | |
30 |
| Rick Bet Blank | 2012 | |
31 |
| Seriously delirious, but not at all serious | 2012 | |
32 |
| Ah, but that's life, no? | 2012 | |
33 |
| A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom | 2012 | |
34 |
| Untitled | 2012 | |
35 |
| Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You | 2012 | |
36 |
| I am Jacksonville | 2013 | |
37 |
| Brick | 2013 | |
38 |
| The Mandrake Hotel and Resort to violence if necessary | 2013 | |
39 |
| So many chairs, and no time to sit | 2013 | |
40 |
| If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger | 2013 | |
41 |
| The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You | 2013 | |
42 |
| Blanket | 2013 | |
43 |
| Love quotes for the Ages | 2013 | |
44 |
| How to construct a coffin with six karate chops | 2013 | |
45 |
| My love can only occupy one person at a time | 2013 | |
46 |
| Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City Florida | 2013 | |
47 |
| Seven Sisters Sinister Murder Mystery Dinner | 2013 | |
48 |
| Sleepwalking is restercise | 2014 | |
49 |
| I had a dream about you 2 | 2014 | |
50 |
| I love Blue Ribbon Coffee | 2014 | |
51 |
| #Networking is people looking for people looking for people | 2014 | |
52 |
| Xazaqazax | 2015 | |
53 |
| How to put out forest fires with your naked body | 2015 | |
54 |
| This book mocking #FakeNews is FOR SALE for real #FakeMoney | 2017 | |
55 |
| BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight | 2020 | |
56 |
| One Out of Ten Dentists Agree: This Book Helps Fight Gingivitis. Maybe Tomorrow I’ll Ask Nine More Dentists.: A BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm Production | 2022 | |
57 |
| Ducks are the stars of the karaoke bird world | 2022 | |
58 |
| Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators. | 2022 | |
59 |
| Bricks and Blankets and The Day Somebody Stole My Father’s Laughter | 2022 | |
60 |
| American Association for the Advancement of Aardvarks Presents: Dear Natalie and Dr. Grandpa | 2022 | |
61 |
| The BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm Coffee Table Book | 2022 | |
62 |
| Monday Wednesday | 2022 | |
63 |
| Monday Thursday | 2022 | |
64 |
| Monday Saturday | 2022 | |
65 |
| Monday Sunday | 2022 | |
66 |
| Tuesday Thursday | 2022 | |
67 |
| Tuesday Wednesday | 2022 | |
68 |
| Tuesday Tuesday | 2022 | |
69 |
| Tuesday Friday | 2022 | |
70 |
| One Out of Ten Dentists Agree: This Duck Quotes Book Helps Fight Gingivitis. Maybe Tomorrow I'll Ask Nine More Dentists. | 2022 | |
71 |
| The World's Weirdest Duck Memes | 2022 | |
72 |
| Don't Even Get Me Started On The Beastie Boys | 2023 | |
73 |
| I design saxophone music in blocks, like Stonehenge | 2023 | |
74 |
| World Farming Championship | 2023 | |
75 |
| The Los Angeles Lakers of Sunsets | 2023 | |
76 |
| The Lewis and Clark of The Ozarks | 2023 | |
77 |
| Eggs, they’re not just for breakfast | 2023 | |
78 |
| Ozarks Meme Society | 2023 | |
79 |
| They should make bubblegum that tastes like mashed potatoes | 2023 | |