Carlton Mellick III

Carlton Mellick III

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Scorpion Ranch (Standalone) was the most recently released book by Carlton Mellick III, on April 15th, 2025.

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Carlton Mellick III Stats: The most read book by Carlton Mellick III on Book Notification is The Haunted Vagina, a Novella. The second most read book is Apeshit, a Novella.

Below is a complete list of Carlton Mellick III books in publication and chronological order, broken down by series.

List of Standalone Novels in Publication Order

Ranked by popularity, the top standalone books are The Cannibals of Candyland, Tumor Fruit, and Satan Burger.

ReadTitle Avg.YearBook Link
1
7
Satan Burger
2001
Go
2
Electric Jesus Corpse
2002
Go
3
Punk Land
2005
Go
4
7.3
The Cannibals of Candyland
2009
Go
5
10
Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland
2009
Go
6
The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment
2010
Go
7
9
Zombies and Shit
2010
Go
8
Barbarian Beast Bitches of the Badlands
2011
Go
9
8
I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter
2011
Go
10
8
Armadillo Fists
2011
Go
11
The Handsome Squirm
2012
Go
12
8.7
Tumor Fruit
2012
Go
13
8
Cuddly Holocaust
2013
Go
14
9
Quicksand House
2013
Go
15
10
Clusterf*ck
2013
Go
16
Hungry Bug
2014
Go
17
8
ClownFellas
2015
Go
18
Bio Melt
2015
Go
19
8
The Terrible Thing That Happens
2016
Go
20
The Big Meat
2017
Go
21
Neverday
2018
Go
22
The Boy with the Chainsaw Heart
2018
Go
23
Mouse Trap
2019
Go
24
The Bad Box
2020
Go
25
Full Metal Octopus
2021
Go
26
Goblins on the Other Side
2022
Go
27
The Girl with the Barbed Wire Hair
2022
Go
28
You Always Try to Kill Me in Your Dreams
2023
Go
29
10
Apeship
2024
Go
30
Scorpion Ranch
2025
Go

List of Short Stories/Novellas in Publication Order

Ranked by popularity, the top short stories and novellas are The Haunted Vagina, Apeshit, and The Morbidly Obese Ninja.

ReadTitle Avg.YearBook Link
1
2
Razor Wire Pubic Hair
2003
Go
2
5
The Baby Jesus Butt Plug
2004
Go
3
Fishy-Fleshed
2004
Go
4
7
The Menstruating Mall
2005
Go
5
Sex and Death in Television Town
2005
Go
6
Teeth and Tongue Landscape
2006
Go
7
9
Sausagey Santa
2006
Go
8
6.8
The Haunted Vagina
2006
Go
9
Sea of the Patchwork Cats
2006
Go
10
7
War Slut
2006
Go
11
Adolf in Wonderland
2007
Go
12
The Egg Man
2008
Go
13
5.7
Ultra F*ckers
2008
Go
14
Cybernetrix
2008
Go
15
6.5
Apeshit
2008
Go
16
The Faggiest Vampire
2009
Go
17
6
Crab Town
2011
Go
18
7.7
The Morbidly Obese Ninja
2011
Go
19
3
Fantastic Orgy
2011
Go
20
4
Ugly Heaven
2012
Go
21
2
The Steel Breakfast Era
2012
Go
22
Kill Ball
2012
Go
23
9
Village of the Mermaids
2013
Go
24
The Tick People
2014
Go
25
7
Sweet Story
2014
Go
26
As She Stabbed Me Gently in the Face
2015
Go
27
8
Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole F*cking Face Explodes
2016
Go
28
8
Exercise Bike
2017
Go
29
6
Spider Bunny
2017
Go
30
Parasite Milk
2017
Go
31
Stacking Doll
2018
Go
32
Snuggle Club
2020
Go
33
Glass Children
2023
Go
34
Why I Married a Clown Girl From the Dimension of Death
2023
Go

List of The Bizarro Starter Kit Books in Publication Order

ReadTitle Avg.YearBook Link
1
The Bizarro Starter Kit
2006
Go

List of Collections in Publication Order

ReadTitle Avg.YearBook Link
1
Sunset With A Beard
2000
Go
2
2
Christmas on Crack
2010
Go
3
Hammer Wives
2013
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List of Carlton Mellick III Anthologies in Publication Order

#ReadTitle Avg.YearBook Link
1
Angel Scene / Teeth and Tongue Landscape
2003
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2
Year's Best Fantasy and Horror: Sixteenth Annual Collection
2003
Go
3
Tempting Disaster
2005
Go
4
Falling from the Sky
2007
Go
5
Zombies: Encounters with the Hungry Dead
2009
Go
6
Avant-Garde for the New Millennium
2009
Go
7
Werewolves and Shape Shifters: Encounters with the Beasts Within
2010
Go
8
The Best Bizarro Fiction of the Decade
2012
Go
9
Walrus Tales
2012
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Carlton Mellick III

Carlton Mellick III was born on July 2nd, 1977 and is currently 48 years old. Carlton Mellick III was born in Phoenix, Arizona, USA.

Carlton Mellick III is the author of 34 Short Stories/Novellas. The first short story published was Razor Wire Pubic Hair, in 2003. The most recently published story was Why I Married a Clown Girl From the Dimension of Death which was released in 2023. There are no upcoming short stories.

Carlton Mellick III: Awards & Accolades

Mellick III's book, Year's Best Fantasy and Horror: Sixteenth Annual Collection was nominated for the Bram Stoker Awards, Superior Achievement in an Anthology, in 2003.

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  1. Stephen King, author of The Dark Tower Series.
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  3. Blake Crouch, author of: Dark Matter.
  4. Grady Hendrix, author of: The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires.
  5. Agustina Bazterrica, author of: Tender Is the Flesh.

Carlton Mellick III: F.A.Q

When was Carlton Mellick III Born? How old is Carlton Mellick III?

Carlton Mellick III was born on July 2nd, 1977. Carlton Mellick III is currently 48 years old.

Where was Carlton Mellick III Born?

Carlton Mellick III was born in Phoenix, Arizona, USA and is American.

What was the first book Carlton Mellick III wrote?

The first book written by Carlton Mellick III was Sunset With A Beard, published in 2000.

What was the most recent book Carlton Mellick III wrote?

His most recently released work was Scorpion Ranch on April 15th, 2025.

What is the most popular book by Carlton Mellick III?

Based on the number of readers on Book Notification, the most popular Carlton Mellick III book is The Haunted Vagina. Here are his most popular books:
  1. The Haunted Vagina (6.75)
  2. Apeshit (6.5)
  3. The Morbidly Obese Ninja (7.67)
  4. Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole F*cking Face Explodes (8)
  5. Sausagey Santa (9)

Are there upcoming new books by Carlton Mellick III?

Carlton Mellick III does not have any upcoming books with a set publication date within the next few months at this time.

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How many books has Carlton Mellick III written?

Carlton Mellick III has written 68 books excluding contributions to anthologies. 30 Standalone Novels, 34 Short Stories/Novellas, 1 book in The Bizarro Starter Kit Series, 3 Collections.

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