# | Read | Title Avg. |
Year |
Book Link |
1 |
| My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay Ass | 2014 | |
2 |
| Pounded By President Bigfoot | 2014 | |
3 |
| Taken By The Gay Unicorn Biker | 2014 | |
4 |
| Gay T-Rex Law Firm: Executive Boner | 2015 | |
5 |
| Space Raptor Butt Invasion | 2015 | |
6 |
| My Ass Is Haunted By The Gay Unicorn Colonel | 2015 | |
7 |
| Pounded By The Gay Unicorn Football Squad | 2015 | |
8 |
| I'm Gay For My Living Billionaire Jet Plane | 2015 | |
9 |
| Bigfoot Sommelier Butt Tasting | 2015 | |
10 |
| Unicorn Butt Cops: Beach Patrol | 2015 | |
11 |
| Seduced By Doctor Bigfoot: Attorney At Large | 2015 | |
12 |
| Trained By The Living Biker Train | 2015 | |
13 |
| Pounded By The Gay Color Changing Dress | 2015 | |
14 |
| Turned Gay By The Living Alpha Diner | 2015 | |
15 |
| Glazed By The Gay Living Donuts | 2015 | |
16 |
| Anally Yours, The Gay Unicorn Sailor | 2015 | |
17 |
| Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt | 2015 | |
18 |
| Top Horn: Turned Gay By The Unicorn Pilots | 2015 | |
19 |
| Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt" | 2015 | |
20 |
| Bigfoot Pirates Haunt My Balls | 2015 | |
21 |
| Buttception: A Butt Within A Butt Within A Butt | 2015 | |
22 |
| Gaygent Brontosaurus: The Butt Is Not Enough | 2015 | |
23 |
| Vampire Night Bus Pounds My Butt | 2015 | |
24 |
| Shared By The Chocolate Milk Cowboys | 2015 | |
25 |
| Reamed By My Reaction To The Title Of This Book | 2015 | |
26 |
| The Curse Of Bigfoot Butt Camp | 2015 | |
27 |
| Professor T-Rex Teaches Me Gayness | 2015 | |
28 |
| Bigfoot Settlers Claim My Butthole | 2015 | |
29 |
| Lonely Author Pounded By Dinosaur Social Media Followers | 2015 | |
30 |
| Slammed Up The Butt By My Hot Coffee Boss | 2015 | |
31 |
| Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To Romance | 2015 | |
32 |
| Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass | 2015 | |
33 |
| Hunter Dentist Pounded In The Butt By Cecil The Handsome Unicorn | 2015 | |
34 |
| The State Of California Stalks My Gay Butthole | 2015 | |
35 |
| Buttageddon: The Final Days Of Pounding Ass | 2015 | |
36 |
| Pounded In The Butt By My Leaked Mashly Addison Data | 2015 | |
37 |
| Happy Birthday Frankenstein, Now Pound My Butt | 2015 | |
38 |
| Dan Bigfootzerian Parties In My Butthole With His Billionaire Lifestyle | 2015 | |
39 |
| Oppressed In The Butt By My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups | 2015 | |
40 |
| The Art of the Tingle | 2015 | |
41 |
| Monday Pounds Me In The Butt | 2015 | |
42 |
| Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'" | 2015 | |
43 |
| Pharma Bro Pounded In The Butt By T-Rex Comedian Bill Murky And A Clan Of Triceratops Rappers Trying To Get Their Album Back | 2015 | |
44 |
| Dinosaur Magicians Pinn And Tucker Make Their Wieners Disappear In My Butt | 2015 | |
45 |
| Eight Bigfoot Buckaroos Hate My Butt And Pound It | 2015 | |
46 |
| Creamed In The Butt By My Handsome Living Corn | 2016 | |
47 |
| Slammed In The Butthole By My Concept Of Linear Time | 2016 | |
48 |
| Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"'" | 2016 | |
49 |
| Turned Gay By The Existential Dread That I May Actually Be A Character In A Chuck Tingle Book | 2016 | |
50 |
| Breaking The Fourth Butt: Eight Hot-To-Trot Meta Tinglers | 2016 | |
51 |
| Leonardo Decaprico Finally Wins His Award And It Pounds Him In The Butt | 2016 | |
52 |
| Slammed In The Butt By The Living Leftover Chocolate Chip Cookies From My Kitchen Cabinet | 2016 | |
53 |
| Handsome Sentient Food Pounds My Butt And Turns Me Gay: Eight Tales Of Hot Food And Beverage Love | 2016 | |
54 |
| Living Inside My Own Butt For Eight Years, Starting A Business And Turning A Profit Through Common Sense Reinvestment And Strategic Targeted Marketing | 2016 | |
55 |
| This American Butt Hosted By Ira Ass | 2016 | |
56 |
| Feeling The Bern In My Butt | 2016 | |
57 |
| Slammed In The Butt By My Hugo Award Nomination | 2016 | |
58 |
| Space Raptor Butt Redemption | 2016 | |
59 |
| Pounded In The Butt By My Irrational Bigoted Fear Of Humans Who Were Born As Unicorns Using A Human Restroom | 2016 | |
60 |
| Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'"'" | 2016 | |
61 |
| Pounded By My Handsome Ghost Boats | 2016 | |
62 |
| Schrodinger's Butt | 2016 | |
63 |
| Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union | 2016 | |
64 |
| Slammed By The Substantial Amount Of Press Generated By My Book "Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union" | 2016 | |
65 |
| Space Raptor Butt Ascension | 2016 | |
66 |
| Space Raptor Butt Trilogy | 2016 | |
67 |
| Pokebutt Go: Pounded By 'Em All | 2016 | |
68 |
| Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To Sport | 2016 | |
69 |
| First Buckaroo Bill Pounded By The Handsome Living White House | 2016 | |
70 |
| Stranger Pounds | 2016 | |
71 |
| Pounded In The Butt By My Hugo Award Loss | 2016 | |
72 |
| Kissed On The Weiner By My Own Weiner | 2016 | |
73 |
| Slammed In The Butt By My Smartphone's Missing Headphone Jack | 2016 | |
74 |
| Butt Wars: Rogue Buns | 2016 | |
75 |
| Pounded In The Butt By My Constantly Changing Thoughts On The Ongoing Mystery Of Chuck Tingle's Real Identity | 2016 | |
76 |
| Slammed In The Butt By The Handsome Sentient Manifestation Of Election Day | 2016 | |
77 |
| Pounded By Politics: Nine Tales Of Civic Butthole Diplomacy | 2016 | |
78 |
| Chef Woolly Mammoth Eats My Butt | 2016 | |
79 |
| Fake News, Real Boners | 2016 | |
80 |
| Pounded In The Butt By The Sentient Physical Manifestation Of The Year 2016 | 2016 | |
81 |
| Slammed In The Butt By The Prehistoric Megalodon Shark Amid Accusations Of Jumping Over Him | 2017 | |
82 |
| Butt Butt Land: Ryan Goslins And The City Of Butts | 2017 | |
83 |
| Open Wide For The Handsome Sabertooth Dentist Who Is Also A Ghost | 2017 | |
84 |
| Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To The Void | 2017 | |
85 |
| Pounded By The Sentient Manifestation Of My Incorrectly Announced Best Picture Winner | 2017 | |
86 |
| The Handsome Pretendo Swap Joysticks And Portable Screen Slam My Butt While Also Allowing Me To Control My Game | 2017 | |
87 |
| Pounded In The Butt By The Sentient Manifestation Of My Own Ignorant Climate Change Denial | 2017 | |
88 |
| Slammed In The Butt By My Own Sentient Rebbit AMA | 2017 | |
89 |
| Pounded In The Butt By My Second Hugo Award Nomination | 2017 | |
90 |
| Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To Film | 2017 | |
91 |
| Pounded In The Wallet And The Butt By The Failed Fyber Music Festival | 2017 | |
92 |
| I'm In Love With The Handsome Mummy Racecar In My Butt | 2017 | |
93 |
| Living Corn James Corny Fired In The Butt | 2017 | |
94 |
| Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"'"' | 2017 | |
95 |
| Slammed By My Handsome Fidget Spinner | 2017 | |
96 |
| Pounded In The Butt By Covfefe | 2017 | |
97 |
| England's Ass Is Haunted By A Hung Parliament | 2017 | |
98 |
| T-Rex Anal Workout | 2017 | |
99 |
| There's A Bitcoin In My Butt And He Is Handsome | 2017 | |
100 |
| Pounded In The Butt By The Fact That It Took Less Time For This Book To Be Written And Published Than The Entire Length Of Tony Scarymoochy’s Term As White House Communications Director | 2017 | |
101 |
| My Butt Is Comforted By The Realization That I’m Okay And Everything Will Be Alright | 2017 | |
102 |
| Pounded By Politics Again: Nine More Tales Of Civic Butthole Diplomacy | 2017 | |
103 |
| Billionaire Elons Mugg Takes The Handsome Planet Mars In His Butt | 2017 | |
104 |
| The Handsome Physical Manifestation Of Autumn Turns Me Gay | 2017 | |
105 |
| Game Of Butts: The Pounds Of Winter | 2017 | |
106 |
| Pounded By The Handsome Zombie Elevator Who Is Also A Lawyer | 2017 | |
107 |
| Sentient Fort Pauls Manofort Is Charged In The Butt While Tromp's Foreign Policy Advisor Georgie Papadop Admits He Lied About Hiding Inside | 2017 | |
108 |
| Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Physical Manifestation Of Holiday Shopping | 2017 | |
109 |
| Heavy Metal Unicorn Lawyer Sings Into My Butthole Legally | 2017 | |
110 |
| Sentient Phantom Tow Truck Pounds My Butt | 2018 | |
111 |
| Slammed In The Butt By My Handsome Laundry Detergent Pod | 2018 | |
112 |
| Taken Hotly By My Handsome Physically Manifested Hot Take | 2018 | |
113 |
| Pounded In The Butt By The Sentient Physical Manifestation Of Valentine's Day | 2018 | |
114 |
| The Butt Files: The Case Of Bigfoot's Weiner | 2018 | |
115 |
| My Handsome Mountain Bike Is A Doctor And He Pounds My Butt | 2018 | |
116 |
| Rammed In The Butt By The Handsome Sentient Manifestation Of Traffic Who Is A Bad Boy | 2018 | |
117 |
| Pounded In The Butt By My Podcast "Night Vale Presents Pounded In The Butt By My Podcast With Chuck Tingle" | 2018 | |
118 |
| News Commentator Sam Hannity Pounded In The Butt By The Fact That He Didn't Disclose He Has The Same Lawyer As The President | 2018 | |
119 |
| Buttnite Buttle Royale | 2018 | |
120 |
| Tuesday Pounds Me In The Butt | 2018 | |
121 |
| Seduced By The Handsome Physically Manifested Sound That Some People Hear As Yanny And Others Hear As Laurel | 2018 | |
122 |
| Wednesday Pounds Me In The Butt | 2018 | |
123 |
| Thursday Pounds Me In The Butt | 2018 | |
124 |
| Friday Pounds Me In The Butt | 2018 | |
125 |
| Saturday Pounds Me In The Butt | 2018 | |
126 |
| Sunday Pounds Me In The Butt | 2018 | |
127 |
| A Pound a Day Keeps the Butt Ok | 2018 | |
128 |
| The Banana In My Butt Is A Handsome Lifeguard | 2018 | |
129 |
| Don’t Vote For Virginia Congressional Hopeful Denber Wiggleman Because He Is Full Of Hate, Not Because Bigfoot Makes Him Hard | 2018 | |
130 |
| The Call Is Coming From Inside Your Butt | 2018 | |
131 |
| Veep Throat: Mike Bence Pounded In The Butt By The Word Lodestar | 2018 | |
132 |
| The Hard Way: Anally Seduced By The Handsome Pterodactyl High Roller | 2018 | |
133 |
| Wereplane Butt Party | 2018 | |
134 |
| Pounded in the Butt by the Blue Wave | 2018 | |
135 |
| The Fear Of The Unknown Gives My Butt Pause But Then I Realize How Powerful And Unique I Am And We Pound Enthusiastically | 2018 | |
136 |
| Pounded In The Butt By The Unexpectedly Early Arrival Of Christmas Decorations | 2018 | |
137 |
| Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That's Okay | 2018 | |
138 |
| Not Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That's Okay" And That's Okay | 2018 | |
139 |
| Pounded In The Butt By The Physical Manifestation Of Awkward Political Dinner Discussion Over The Thanksgiving Holiday | 2018 | |
140 |
| Rudolph The Red-Nosed Butt Raptor | 2018 | |
141 |
| Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To Time | 2018 | |
142 |
| The Federal Government Shuts Down My Butt | 2019 | |
143 |
| Slammed In The Butt By My Sentient Plant Based Vegetarian Cheeseburger | 2019 | |
144 |
| Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Sentient Manifestation Of My Twitch Stream | 2019 | |
145 |
| There's A Polar Vortex In My Butt And He Is Handsome | 2019 | |
146 |
| Not Pounded At The Last Second Because Consent Can Be Given And Revoked At Any Moment And This Is A Wonderful Thing That’s Important To Understand | 2019 | |
147 |
| Slammed In The Butt By A Poorly Rendered Computer Generated Blue Genie | 2019 | |
148 |
| Dressed Up Handsome And Not Pounded Because Cosplay Is Not Consent | 2019 | |
149 |
| Pounded In The Butt By My Book “Pounded In The Butt By My Book ‘Pounded In The Butt By My Book “Pounded In The Butt By My Book ‘Pounded In The Butt By ... “Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pound... | 2019 | |
150 |
| The Analboros Of Recursive Butt Pounding Tales | 2019 | |
151 |
| Canada Pounds My Butt And Covers My Pancakes With Real Maple Syrup In An Erotic Way Also It Is Delicious | 2019 | |
152 |
| Pounded In The Butt By The Crushing Existential Weight Of Sentient Self-Awareness | 2019 | |
153 |
| Quietly Pounded In The Butt By ASMR | 2019 | |
154 |
| Brexit Pounds My Butt Then Thankfully Decides Not To Exit It | 2019 | |
155 |
| Pounded In The Butt By Fan Fiction Hosting Website Archive Of Our Own's Hugo Award Nomination | 2019 | |
156 |
| Revengers Buttgame: Antguy Gets Small To Go Into Thamos' Butt And Then Gets Big And Hard | 2019 | |
157 |
| The Entire Continent Of Australia Pounds Me In The Butt | 2019 | |
158 |
| Nice Guy Dinosaur Doesn't Pound Me In The Butt Because I'm Not Interested And He's Not Actually Nice He's Just Annoying And Creepy And Doesn't Respect ... When I Tell Him We're Not On A Date | 2019 | |
159 |
| Oh, The Places You'll Blow! An Adults Only Collection Of Sentient Location Erotica | 2019 | |
160 |
| Not Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of My Need To Please Everyone Because Sometimes It's Okay To Give Back To Yourself | 2019 | |
161 |
| Not Pounded By Anything: Six Platonic Tales Of Non-Sexual Encounters | 2019 | |
162 |
| Pounded In The Butt By The Physical Manifestation Of Chuck Tingle's Science Fiction And Comic Book Convention Appearance | 2019 | |
163 |
| Pounded In The Butt By The Sun After Declining To Use Sunscreen | 2019 | |
164 |
| The Tell-Tale Butt | 2019 | |
165 |
| Sentient Lesbian Jet Ski Gets Me Off | 2019 | |
166 |
| Pounded By My Handsome Bigfoot Pilot: A Trans Buckaroo Tale | 2019 | |
167 |
| My T-Rex Barber Is A Lesbian And She Eats Me Right | 2019 | |
168 |
| Bisexually Sandwiched By My Sentient Peanut Butter Husband And Our New Living Jelly Girlfriend | 2019 | |
169 |
| A Butt In The Mist: Stirred To The Core Of My Bodice By The Duchess Triceratops Of Helena | 2019 | |
170 |
| My Librarian Is A Beautiful Lesbian Ice Cream Cone And She Tastes Amazing | 2019 | |
171 |
| My Husband And I Find Our Unicorn And She's A Bigfoot Also My Husband Is A Dinosaur | 2019 | |
172 |
| Moby Butt | 2019 | |
173 |
| We Are Loving Bisexuals And They Are Living Bicycles | 2019 | |
174 |
| Eaten Right By The Mysterious S Symbol Everyone Used To Draw | 2019 | |
175 |
| Lightly Flavored Zero Calorie Carbonated Water Gets Me Off | 2019 | |
176 |
| The Sentient Physical Manifestation Of Halloween Eats Me Out | 2019 | |
177 |
| She's A Sentient Shampoo And He's A Living Conditioner Who Wants To Pound My Butt | 2019 | |
178 |
| Bisexual Polyhedral Role-Playing Dice Orgy | 2019 | |
179 |
| Not Pounded By Self-Doubt Because I Can Do Anything I Set My Mind To | 2019 | |
180 |
| Dang, That's A Pretty Sweet Car That Just Ate My Butt | 2019 | |
181 |
| High Roller Lesbian Unicorn Goes All In On My Butt | 2019 | |
182 |
| Sentient Bisexual Ketchup And Mustard Get Me Off | 2019 | |
183 |
| The Sentient Lesbian Dreidel Eats Gimel Of My Butt For Hanukkah | 2019 | |
184 |
| Not Pounded By My Soul-Crushing Job Because I Quit | 2019 | |
185 |
| Bisexually Banged By My Living Left And Right Wireless Headphones | 2019 | |
186 |
| Eaten Right By A Sabertooth Cat At The Premiere Of The Bizarre And Frightening Film Adaption Of Sabertooth Cats The Musical | 2019 | |
187 |
| Hi Megalodons, My Name Is Crimbo Tooms And I’m Seeking One Million Dollars In Exchange For Twenty Percent Of My Butt | 2019 | |
188 |
| Not pounded by anything while I practice responsable social distancing | 2020 | |
189 |
| Not Pounded By Romance Wranglers Of America Because Their New Leadership Is From The Depths Of The Endless Cosmic Void | 2020 | |
190 |
| Our Special Tonight Is A Salt-Crusted Shepard’s Pie Deconstruction Served Over Slow-Roasted Turnips With Green Olive Aioli And A Side Of Your Butthole | 2020 | |
191 |
| The Houseplant That I Never Water Gets Me Off | 2020 | |
192 |
| Pounded By The Handsome Living Song That Has Been Stuck In My Head: A Trans Buckaroo Tale | 2020 | |
193 |
| My Ass Is Haunted By The Handsome Ghost Of My Unsaved Data After A Computer Crash | 2020 | |
194 |
| The Sun And The Moon Bang Me Bisexually | 2020 | |
195 |
| Anal Lesbian Pterodactyl Rodeo | 2020 | |
196 |
| Pounded In The Butt By This Hangover Oh My God I'm Never Drinking Again Except For Maybe On Rick's Birthday And Then On That Trip This Weekend But Other Than That I'm Probably Never Drinking Again | 2020 | |
197 |
| New York City Is A Lesbian And She Eats Me Right | 2020 | |
198 |
| The Physical Manifestation of Washing My Hands Gets Me Off | 2020 | |
199 |
| Your Honor, Pound My Butt | 2020 | |
200 |
| Bisexual Vampire Unicorns Teach Me The Importance Of The Vampire Cough | 2020 | |
201 |
| Punk Rock Parasaurolophus Eats My Ass | 2020 | |
202 |
| The Overwhelming Existential Weight Of Staying Inside Drives Me Nuts But Makes Me Nut | 2020 | |
203 |
| Pounded In The Butt By Another Zoon Meeting | 2020 | |
204 |
| Bisexual Arcade Machines Work My Slot | 2020 | |
205 |
| The Sentient Bread I Just Baked Is A Lesbian And She Eats My Ass | 2020 | |
206 |
| Not Pounded By The Conspiracy Theory That I Just Shared Online Because It's Not Real | 2020 | |
207 |
| These Boots Are Made For Pounding, And That's Just What They'll Do, One Of These Days These Boots Are Gonna Pound Me In The Butt | 2020 | |
208 |
| That Last Missing Piece For The Jigsaw Puzzle I've Been Working On All Week Is Handsome And He'll Pound Me In The Butt Once I Find Him: A Trans Buckaroo Tale | 2020 | |
209 |
| Lesbian Megalodon Shark Lifeguard Summer Butt Hunt | 2020 | |
210 |
| Four Out Of Five Dentists Recommend That This Toothpaste Pounds Me In The Butt | 2020 | |
211 |
| The Legend Of Sleepy Butthole | 2020 | |
212 |
| Not Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of Someone Else's Doubt In My Place On The Autism Spectrum Because Denying Someone's Personal Journey And Identity Like That Is Incredibly Rude So No Thanks | 2020 | |
213 |
| Bisexual Mothman Mailman Makes A Special Delivery In Our Butts | 2020 | |
214 |
| That Sentient Ice Cream Sandwich Is Looking Like A Snack Because She Is Literally A Snack | 2020 | |
215 |
| Sentient Deep Dish Pizza Pounds Me In The Butt In Fifteen Minutes Or It's Free | 2020 | |
216 |
| Eaten Out At Mermoped Cove | 2020 | |
217 |
| Lesbian Roller Coaster Barista Gets Me Off: A Trans Buckaroo Tale | 2020 | |
218 |
| Bisexually Banged by the Absurd Volume of Chuck Tingle's Literary Catalog | 2020 | |
219 |
| Sentient Bisexual Tennis Balls Play Mixed Doubles In My Butt | 2020 | |
220 |
| Pounded In The Butt By My Bizarre Assumption That Chuck Tingle Books Are Just Covers And Not Actual Books | 2020 | |
221 |
| Happy Birthday Dracula, Now Pound My Butt | 2020 | |
222 |
| Mercury Is In Retrograde And She Eats My Ass | 2020 | |
223 |
| Apiarist Lesbian Tractor Witch Makes Me Cum Hard | 2020 | |
224 |
| My Macaroni And Cheese Is A Lesbian Also She Is My Lawyer | 2020 | |
225 |
| My Handsome Sentient Face Mask Protects Me Despite The Ridiculous Conspiracy Theories That He Won't Also He Pounds My Butt | 2020 | |
226 |
| Spooky Sentient Lesbian Candy Corn Butt Buffett | 2020 | |
227 |
| The Butt Pounder Of The Opera | 2020 | |
228 |
| Friday The 69th | 2020 | |
229 |
| Lindsey Ram's Ass Is Haunted By The Physical Manifestation Of His Hypocritical Words About Not Filling A Vacant Supreme Court Seat During An Election Year Which He Specifically Ask To Haunt Him | 2020 | |
230 |
| Buttlejuice | 2020 | |
231 |
| Chuck Tangle Pounded In The Butt By A Knockoff Book That Glorifies A Deadly Tragedy And Doesn’t Prove Love Is Real Then Accepting This As A Sad Side Effect ... Making Wider Positive Impact As An Author | 2020 | |
232 |
| Butt Trek: The Search For Chris Pime | 2020 | |
233 |
| Mike Bence Pounded In The Butt By His Handsome Werefly | 2020 | |
234 |
| My Lesbian Twice Baked Potato Ski Instructor Eats My Ass | 2020 | |
235 |
| The Sentient Physical Manifestation Of My Morning Stroll, Who Is An Accountant, Pounds My Butt: A Trans Buckaroo Tale | 2020 | |
236 |
| Upset Tromp Supporter Pounded In The Butt By His Search For Meaning Now That His Bigoted Cult Leader Has Been Voted Out | 2020 | |
237 |
| Cranberry Sauce Gets Me Off During My Socially Distanced Thanksgiving | 2020 | |
238 |
| A Recipe For Pounding My Butt | 2020 | |
239 |
| Sentient Menorah Candle Bisexual Hanukkah Orgy | 2020 | |
240 |
| These Holiday Movies With Bizarrely Similar Smiling Heterosexual Couples Dressed In Green And Red On Their Cover Get Me Off Bisexually | 2020 | |
241 |
| This Bisexual Snowman's Carrot Wiener Is In My Butthole | 2020 | |
242 |
| My Gender Fluid Butt Is Pounded By This Handsome Pterodactyl Space Accountant | 2021 | |
243 |
| Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Physical Manifestation Of Tromp's Twitter Ban That Should've Come Years Sooner But Fine Now That It's Here High Five | 2021 | |
244 |
| I Scaled This Sentient Mountain To Find Her Butt And Pound It And Now We Are Married: A Trans Buckaroo Tale | 2021 | |
245 |
| Mothman Quarterback Ghost In My Tight End: A Trans Buckaroo Tale | 2021 | |
246 |
| Trans Buckaroo Tales: Seven Erotic Trips Into The Tingleverse | 2021 | |
247 |
| King Dong Vs Dongzilla: Rumble In My Butthole | 2021 | |
248 |
| Absolutely No Thoughts Of Pounding During My Fun Day With This Kind T-Rex Because I'm Aromantic And Asexual And That's A Wonderfully Valid Way Of Proving Love Is Real | 2021 | |
249 |
| Not Pounded By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Non-Fungible Tingler That Is Literally This NFT" Because Of The Current Catastrophic Environmental And Ethical Impact | 2021 | |
250 |
| I Freed This Handsome Cargo Ship From The Suez Canal And Now He's Stuck In My Butt | 2021 | |
251 |
| I Went On A Hunt For The Easter Bigfoot And Now He's Eating My Ass | 2021 | |
252 |
| Double Featured By The Sentient Bisexual Movie Theaters | 2021 | |
253 |
| Straight | 2021 | |
254 |
| Pounded In The Butt By The Sentient Physical Manifestation Of My Writer's Block Then Realizing I've Already Found Inspiration By Literally Writing About How I'm Not Inspired | 2021 | |
255 |
| Not Pounded By The Admittedly Handsome Sentient Firework Display Because He Really Freaks Out My Dog | 2021 | |
256 |
| I Have No Butt And I Must Pound | 2021 | |
257 |
| The Picture Of Dorian Gay | 2021 | |
258 |
| The Butt Of Monte Cristo | 2021 | |
259 |
| Not Pounded By The Handsome Physical Manifestation Of My Twitter Suspension Because It Was Reversed | 2021 | |
260 |
| The Great Gatsbutt | 2021 | |
261 |
| Pounded By The Classics: Seven Literary Tales Of The Tingleverse | 2021 | |
262 |
| The Physical Manifestation Of My Coworkers And Me Discussing Our Salaries Even Though Our Boss Told Us Not To Gets Me Off | 2021 | |
263 |
| It’s A Bird. It’s A Plane. It’s The Physical Manifestation Of My Ridiculous Reaction To Canonically Bisexual Superheroes Who Freak Me Out Because I’m An Ignorant Emotionally Stunted Bigot | 2021 | |
264 |
| Journey To The Center Of My Butt | 2021 | |
265 |
| Meta Pounds My Butt Well In An Attempt To Make Everyone Forget Their Unethical Business Practices After A Rebrand But Folks Remember Anyway Because Altering Your Name Isn’t A Substitute For Real Work | 2021 | |
266 |
| Pride And Pre-Judged Ass | 2021 | |
267 |
| Not Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of Bisexual Gatekeeping Because It's Super Gross And If You Do It You’re Not The Hero You Think You Are, You’re Actually Just A Jerk | 2021 | |
268 |
| My Bizarre Obsession With The Fictional Narrative Of A War On Christmas Pounds My Butt | 2021 | |
269 |
| All I Want For Christmas is to Eat Out My Christmas Tree | 2021 | |
270 |
| Pounded In The Butt By Group Text Notifications After Leaving My Phone For Like Two Minutes | 2021 | |
271 |
| Do Androids Dream Of Electric Butts? | 2022 | |
272 |
| The Physical Manifestation Of Wurdle Pounds My Butt As A Slightly Frustrating But Ultimately Rewarding And Meditative Daily Routine | 2022 | |
273 |
| The Lesbian Classics Get Me Off: Seven Ladybuck Tales Of The Tingleverse | 2022 | |
274 |
| The Jersey Devil Pounds My Butt At The Local International House Of Pounding Butts | 2022 | |
275 |
| Twilight Bone: Pounded by That Handsome Bigfoot Hiding on the Wing of my Plane Whose Wiener is Huge | 2022 | |
276 |
| Bisexually Banged By Those Heart Candies With Romantic Messages That Taste Kinda Bad But I Still Can't Stop Eating | 2022 | |
277 |
| Bisexual Clouds Eat My Ass | 2022 | |
278 |
| Death and Taxes Inevitably Pound My Butt | 2022 | |
279 |
| Just Kind Of Ignoring This Sad Lonesome T-Rex Who Is Screaming "Debate Me" From His Folding Chair | 2022 | |
280 |
| My Dungeon Master Is A T-Rex Rules Lawyer But Fortunately I Rolled A Crit On The Pound My Butt Check | 2022 | |
281 |
| My Non-Binary Ass Is Saved By This Sentient Parking Spot In The Pounding Zone, Which You Can Park In After Six Unless Otherwise Marked | 2022 | |
282 |
| Lesbian Ankylosaurus Skater Rims My Bowl And By Bowl I Mean Butt | 2022 | |
283 |
| Twin Cheeks: Agent Boober Gets Me Off | 2022 | |
284 |
| Pounded In The Butt By The Unexpected Power Of Raw Sincerity | 2022 | |
285 |
| Pounded In The Butt By My Handsome Sentient Library Card Who Seems Otherworldly But In Reality Is Just A Natural Part Of The Priceless Resources Our Library System Provides | 2022 | |
286 |
| The Sentient Lesbian Em Dash — My Favorite Punctuation Mark — Gets Me Off | 2022 | |
287 |
| Pounded By The Realization That Chuck Tingle’s Erotic Works Are A Singular Piece Of Art That Skewers Conservative Fears Of Moral Decay By Repurposing Them As The Promise Of A Sex-Positive Utopia | 2022 | |
288 |
| Head By Daylight | 2022 | |
289 |
| My Pool Gets Me Wet In A Completely Platonic Way And Now We Are Close Friends | 2022 | |
290 |
| Loab Finds Love | 2022 | |
291 |
| The Triceratops Lawyer Objects To My Ass Not Being Eaten And My Crack Legal Team Agrees Because I Am Representing Myself And An Ass Eating Sounds Awesome | 2022 | |
292 |
| Petrichor Is A Lesbian And She Gets Me Off In A Cozy Way During A Much Needed Rainstorm | 2022 | |
293 |
| The Unicorn Them Fatale Pounds My Non-Binary Butt Mysteriously | 2022 | |
294 |
| Bialys Are More Than Just Allies They’re Also Bi It Says So Right In The Name | 2022 | |
295 |
| The Physical Manifestation Of Twiddor’s Rapid Descent Into Chaos Thanks To Inept Management From A Manbaby Edgelord Pounds Me In The Butt | 2022 | |
296 |
| Bisexually Stuffed By An Orgy Of Sentient Thanksgiving Foods | 2022 | |
297 |
| Bisexually Stuffed By Our Living Christmas Stocking | 2022 | |
298 |
| Sentient Sour Cream and Applesauce Bisexually Get Me Off for Hanukkah Because the Latkes Are Gone But My Ass is Still Here | 2022 | |
299 |
| Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of The Weird Dull Sadness That Happens After The Holidays End And January Rolls Around | 2022 | |
300 |
| The Idiom About Comparing Apples To Oranges Gets Me Off Bisexually But Also Confuses Me Because Apples And Oranges Can Be Easily Compared | 2023 | |
301 |
| The Long Tetromino Piece Falls Into My Butt Just In Time | 2023 | |
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| Comic Strip Writer Scomp Adams Haunted In The Ass By The Things He Can’t Say Now That Free Thought Is Illegal Then Realizing It Is Legal He’s Just Not Smart Or Funny And Is A Bigot That Nobody Likes | 2023 | |
303 |
| Suck Session | 2023 | |
304 |
| Not Pounded By Bi Erasure Because My Current Hetero-Presenting Relationship Does Not Invalidate My Queerness | 2023 | |
305 |
| Bisexually Satisfied By My Healthy Work/Life Balance | 2023 | |
306 |
| Not Pounded By Twiddor Checkmarks Because I Blocked Every Person Who Has One, Despite Elon Mork Standing Outside My House In The Middle Of The Night Crying And Begging Me To Join Twiddor Blue | 2023 | |
307 |
| Sneak Peek for Camp Damascus | 2023 | |
308 |
| The Loveland Frogman Gives The Best Accounting Advice And Head I’ve Ever Gotten | 2023 | |
309 |
| The Physical Manifestation Of Cancelled Plans Gets Me Off Because Deep Down I Kinda Didn’t Want To Go | 2023 | |
310 |
| Conservative Pounded By The Realization That The Protest Music He Grew Up On Does Not Actually Support His Current Hateful Ideology | 2023 | |
311 |
| Pounded In The Olfactory Glands By Bisexual Scented Candles | 2023 | |
312 |
| Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of The Feeling That I Ordered The Wrong Thing Because I Wasn’t Quite Ready When The Waiter Came Over But My Friends Were | 2023 | |
313 |
| Pounded By My Compulsion To Add “If Not, No Worries” At The End Of A Perfectly Reasonable Request | 2023 | |
314 |
| Jorbin Peterson Is Not Pounded By His Rambling Conservative Talking Points Disguised As Intellectualism Because They’re Utterly Moronic And Nothing More Than Hateful, Barely Coherent Word Sludge | 2023 | |
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| My Sentient Guitar Boyfriend Pounds My Butt In A Kinky Alternate Tuning | 2023 | |
316 |
| Pounded By The Aches And Pains I Get After Doing A Simple Physical Task That I Wouldn’t Even Think Twice About Doing When I Was Younger | 2023 | |
317 |
| Not Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of The Gradual Commodification Of Art And Expression Into The Nebulous Idea Of Content | 2023 | |
318 |
| Oh By Gosh, By Golly, It’s Time For Mistletoe And Holly To Get Me Off Bisexually | 2023 | |
319 |
| Not Pounded By Stress Because I Took Some Time For Myself Which Is Perfectly Reasonable And Your Job Should Heck Off If They Give You A Hard Time About It | 2024 | |
320 |
| My Sleep Paralysis Demon Is Actually Pretty Hot And She's Great At Oral | 2024 | |
321 |
| Unfiltered | 2024 | |
322 |
| Pounded By This Handsome Sentient Four-Leaf Clover On St. Patrick’s Day | 2024 | |
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| Bisexually Banged By These Sentient Plastic Easter Eggs Who Eat Me Out From Both Sides While Im In A Standing Position Which Is A Pretty Cool Move | 2024 | |